Monday, December 26, 2011
Jeez, Rebuilding is Hard: Vikings 33, Redskins 26
I thought we were winning this game and were going to win this one. The offense was acting like a team that is going to win--another rookie running back (Evan Royster) running for over 100 and Rex throwing touchdown passes in the red zone--good symptoms for a win.
But the defense was just terrible.
Oh well, it was cool to just hang out with the RClub. Anyway, 5-10. One more to go.
Only one NFC East team can make the playoffs, and that team will be relatively lousy. That is what it takes to have a successful Redskins season these days.
Shanahan admitted in his press conference that he is surprised how hard it is to get this team turned around. That's funny because us fans are kind of surprised generally by how bad the Shanahan era has under-delivered.
He said he was surprised by our 10 year problem with quality depth (what the hell are these guys seeing when they look up and down a roster list) and thought there were some players on the roster that they would be able to keep around a little longer than they did. Like who? Casey Rabach?
Monday, December 19, 2011
Pass me that Broom, Antrel Rolle: Redskins 23, Giants 10
“If they’re going to win 95 out of 100, they’ve got to get started. They’d better get started winning some games real fast,’’ Barry Cofield said.
Oh, snap. Yeah, it feels good to finally SWEEP the Giants for the first time since 1999. Rex Grossman got his interceptions out of the way early, Kyle Shanahan committed to the running game to make play action work, and the secondary picked Eli off thrice. The Giants dropped a lot of passes, but that's their fault.
Monday, December 12, 2011
1 out of 4 is Bad: Patriots 34, Redskins 27
In the 12 years that Snyder has owned the team, the Redskins have made the playoffs 3 times. 1 out of 4.
Don't just do something. Stand there! The Redskins are 16-36 since Hall joined the team in November 2008. He's a good player--not great--but he's kind of a bum as a teammate, and he hates tackling.
Fed Ex Flop. Why must we have the only stadium that necessarily has a fan of the other team when one of our guys scores and tries to jump in the stands? And if people love New England so much, they are so so so free to get on a bus and go back there!
Tom Brady is, for lack of a better term, is a diva-bitch. One of the greatest ever, sure, but he would be just as comfortable in a Broadway green room screaming about the wrong colored M&Ms as he is in the NFL. Touch me, and I'll sue! Touch me, and I'll sue!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Friendly Fire: Jets 34, Redskins 19
- Dead meat, you just messed with the wrong team
- In the end you’re gonna learn, you’ll get what you deserve
- You had to bring me down, we had some fun before we hit the ground
- You’re always such a spectacle, you said you would but you never will change
- Today can we pretend its not too late?
- Stay away, I’m not myself, no one can help me now…
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
You Play to Win the Game. Helu!? Redskins 23, Seahawks 17
The win brought us to 4-7. It felt good to win. Winning is good. Winning is the point. It literally makes me feel a little better about everything to win. A 2 month-plus losing streak is not good for the soul. Ending it is good.
And so we hurt our draft status for the time being. Some fans are devastated by this aspect of the victory. Seriously?
You want your team to lose 12 games in a row so you can earn the opportunity to draft a 21 year old speculation? You want to lose so you can get JaMarcus Russel, Ryan Leaf, Jimmy Clausen, Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Joey Harrington, Andre Ware, David Klingler, or Heath Shuler? Look 'em all up. A high draft pick is a wonderful thing until you realize how speculative the whole thing is after the fact.
You can also be a good team, try hard, win, and get Aaron Rodgers late in the 1st round, Tom Brady in the 6th round, or Drew Brees in the 2nd round.
So, as nice as Matt Barkley might look in Redskins jersey, no, I'm not going to root for the Jets this Sunday. I'm a Redskins fan.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
No One Likes a Tease: Dolphins 20, Redskins 9
I finally figured out why people hate Rex Grossman. Its not that he's a terrible quarterback, because he's not. He can and has performed at a very high level throughout his career. Even this season for the now 3-6 Washington Redskins.
Yet, fans, commentators, and probably coaches and players hate him with a passion because he is a tease. He is Lucy the field goal holder.
20 yard crossing route to Gafney? Nice! 15 yard out to Davis? Hmm, pretty good!! 30 yard post pattern to Hankerson? Whoa, Sweet!!! Interception in the redzone after staring at the primary receiver for nearly 4 seconds to ruin the chance to take the lead in the 4th quarter?
Damn it! Damn it, Rex, you son of a bitch. I'll jump into the television and strangle you!
We didn't even know Rex was going to play. Shanahan decided to start him at the last second. What a mess Shanahan has made of this team. There is no identity, and no sense of what the Redskins' short term and longterm mission is. Shanny said younger guys are playing because the older guys are injured. So is it a rebuild or not? What was the purpose of 2010? What is the purpose of 2011?
In the French Connection, the two detectives find the car they're looking for that's supposed to be full of heroine. They strip it down a little, taking off doors and seats and fabric. No drugs. They decide they've got to go further, tear it down, strip it down even further in order to achieve their objective. Nuts, bolts, metal strips come flying off. The car is slowly and painstaking unravelled and taken apart, and finally they find the drugs.
I'm hoping Shanahan is doing this to the Redskins. Tear down to build up. Way down. Otherwise, he is hiding his complete cluelessness for the time being.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Shanny Makes This Entry Easy: 49ers 19, Redskins 11
I love doing this blog. Its kind of fun, but I'm also pretty busy. So, thanks to Mike Shanahan for making my 1000 word picture.
Beck is terrible. He only follows one receiver. He can't recognize the deep routes. Roy Helu caught 14 super short passes, which broke Art Monk's single game record. How depressing is that?
Shanahan talked a lot about getting young guys reps, which is as close to saying "rebuild" as its going to get.
I feel bad for London Fletcher. He shouldn't have to deal with this kind of situation.
And going 3-1 followed by a precipitous drop to 3-5 really sucks, and it sucks even worse because it happened before in 2003. 8 years ago, the 3-5 Skins hosted Seattle, and kept their season alive by doing crazy stuff like going for 4th down at our own 25, and running wide receiver screen option pass to win it. Sadly, I don't think similar super-desperate acts would work for this 2011 team.
Monday, October 31, 2011
This Team Sucks: Bills 23, Redskins 0
The Washington Redskins surprise pee all over the field, all over the fans, all over Toronto, Canada, all over the world. They don't know any better. We have to just say, OK, that's OK. We'll just try again next week.
They can't pass block, they can't run, they can't throw, they can't catch, they can't tackle, they can't sack, they can't cover, they can't kick field goals, they can't return punts and kicks. Usually, losing feels bad because at some point you had something to be hopeful about. Maybe it was scoring first, or maybe it was 0-0 at the end of the first quarter. Yesterday, hopes didn't show up at all.
"Here's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.'"
This is the Redskins. Our players are terrible, and we need so many more of them. We had 1 backup guard that was active against Philly two weeks ago. When Lichtensteiger got hurt, we had to add guards from the practice squad. Totally ridiculous. We needed Dante Stallworth, but not backup guards?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Young Guns II
I guess the future is now? By accident? Grossman, Moss, Cooley, Hightower are out. In comes Beck, Austin, Hankerson, Paul, Torain. Can they get it done, though? Like the other Washington team?
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Sulk: Panthers 33, Redskins 20.
That feelin' goes stealin' down to my shoes
While I sit and sigh, "Go 'long blues"
Why must there always be a problem?--George Costanza
The good lady wife says there is no time to sulk. There's bottles to clean and whatnot. I say, look, I'm a Washington Redskins fan. I'm gonna sulk. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna sulk big time. There's gonna be sulking up in here.
We have John Beck as QB. Two starting linemen out. Hightower, out. Moss and Cooley, out. Fletecher, out. Should we be cutting this team real slack, and we're just not capable of it? Nationals fans cut the Nats slack. Are we incapable of cutting the Skins a reasonable amount of slack?
Why can't we recover a damn fumble when our guys around the loose ball at the goal line outnumber their guys 3-1? When Orakpo runs into Cam Newton's back at full speed, why doesn't the ball pop out? What's the deal, physics?! This is bullshit! Dude has a mere four fingers on the ball--his helmet is about to fly off!
Stephen Bowen and Brian Orakpo both took the blame, as a defense, for the loss. Damn right. Its supposed to be a turnover causing defense. With 4 linebackers, you give up some rushing yards, but you gain speed when rushing the passer from the outside, and you create more opportunities to double and triple up on ball carriers, which is supposed to knock the ball loose. 8 turnovers in 6 games is terrible, and its particularly terrible when the defense knows that the offense stinks.
John Beck played pretty well at times. If he plays that well or a little better, the team can win some games. But holy crap, Kyle Shanahan, give him a chance. Why have a shotgun formation on every single third down? So damn stupid. Have you ever played poker before?
3-3. Not the end of the world, and I refuse to be all "resigned" and go "same ol' Redskins." I will not do that. I will not do that until Mid-November, OK? We're gonna kick the Bills' ass. No. Its going to be really weird. But we're gonna win 26-20.
Finally, our new official RClub photographer took some great shots.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Pop Goes the World: Eagles 20, Redskins 13
They never tried to establish the run? How can you keep trying to run when you are down by 14 and 17 in the second quarter? That is on the defense.
But yeah. Rex Grossman's interceptions were horrible. The first one kind of acted like a punt, but the third one eliminated a golden opportunity to pull within 7 midway through the 3rd quarter. The last one was a big middle finger to the concept of "taking care of the football."
We knew what Rex was, though. We knew it when the Skins got him last year, we knew it when he won the job this year. I'm not saying he should definitely keep his job, but the fans and media should remember this in their wild eruptions of rage. You can't really get that mad when a tiny puppy craps on the carpet.
So the drama continues, and we we enter into the John Beck era. If he throws 0 interceptions, 0 touchdowns, but he gets the Skins 175 yards, some field goals, and a running game, they can beat Carolina, get to 4-2, and get back into first place.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Sweep the Leg
In Mike Tyson's Punchout, there was a character called Great Tiger that you had to fight.As wikipedia accurately explains, he can become intangible and spin around the ring at high speeds while punching Little Mac--the so-called "Magic Punch." However, if Little Mac succeeds in blocking this barrage, the spinning leaves Great Tiger dizzy, and he can be sent to the mat with one punch to the face. The moment is fleeting--Great Tiger kind of stands there making a weird laughing sound, and you have one second to roundhouse him to the floor.
The Eagles are Great Tiger and they are standing there doing that weird laugh. Its time to hit select+A or select+B or whatever it was. And knock the dude the eff out.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
All Aboard Choo Choo (Ryan Torain Train Etc.) Redskins 17, Rams 10
We won the game. We were up 17-0 because of a relentless pass rush that yielded 7 total sacks. Kerrigan and Orakpo were just tearing it up. The running game was crushing it, particularly because Ryan Torain jumped into the lineup and started wrecking dudes, hitting the open holes in perfect rhythm.
The Rams jumped back into the game after a Rex Grossman interception that was not his fault, and then almost tied the game because of an interception that was his fault.
Rex Grossman is like plutonium. At this point, you can't blame plutonium for being so potentially harmful. It is not plutonium's fault. After all this time and knowledge and experience, it is up to humankind to take to proper precautions to make sure plutonium is handled carefully and respectfully.
Its time for Kyle Shanahan to put on a protective suit and handle the plutonium with requisite care. That means understanding that you can say eff it, I'm going deep in the first or second quarter, but it means you can't say that in a close game in the second half when momentum is hanging in the balance.
Friday, September 30, 2011
This Is Not a Trap! The Rams Are Not Inferior!
Calling it a trap game assumes that the Redskins are so, so, good, and the Rams are just crrrrap. Why would anyone think that? The Rams, literally, cannot sneak up on us. Look up "sneak" in the dictionary. Its not possible.
2008: Rams 19, Redskins 17
2009: Redskins 9, Rams 7 (the worst feeling win ever, arguably)
2010: Rams 30, Redskins 16
LaVar Arrington: this is a game you're supposed to get.
Bullshit, dude. Don't say that. The Redskins must assume the highest of assumptions. They must put the Rams on platinum jewel-encrusted pedestal. Otherwise, its going to be a crappy punch in the stomach on Sunday again.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
You Blew It!: Cowboys 18, Redskins 16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPRwq3QJsk
You were offered a chance to be 3-0, beat the Bama Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and you blew it. YOU BLEW IT.
Romo was in too much pain to breathe much, his center snapped the ball at-will (of course we never recovered any of the fumbles), and the wide receivers didn't know where to run, but you blew it, Redskins coaches, you blitzed on third and a million, and you couldn't run the g-damn ball.
And Rex Grossman? You are a friggin' horror movie. You can only watch him peeking through the hand that his covering your eyes in sheer terror.
Without a strong running game, Rex Grossman is not going to be that great. And by not great, I mean extremely dangerous. Hightower couldn't get more than 2 or 3 yards a carry, so as the game went on, the play action to set up downfield passes became less and less effective. By the end of the game, DeMarcus Ware was in the backfield ruining everything. Grossman had 1 terrible interception, but could have had at least 2 more.
And Jim Haslett, why blitz on 3rd and 21? Why? We're not asking for loser-prevent defense--we're asking for normal defense. If you give up a 16 yard pass there--that's OK! Because 21 - 16 = 5. Get it, Jim? The defense kept the Cowboys out of the end zone, but we're talking about hospital bed Romo. He could not go downfield. His fragile state must have crept into their subconscious because they did not pummel and pound him into Romo bits. It reminds me of that scene in Swingers--"How am I supposed to kill the bunny. With these claws!? How?" They didn't destroy Romo because that would have been the obvious thing to do.
3rd and 21. Here's the dialogue that went through my head in the 2 seconds before the ball was snapped and the ball got into Romo's hands:
How much time is going to be left when they punt it....how many timeouts...no, no, no its Romo on ESPN oh shit...shit....shit.....
So 2-1 feels like kind of crap.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Sometimes People Let Their Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys Fans
One day, you are going to be hanging out with your friends at school or at day camp or on the playground. Its going to be a beautiful day. The sun will be shining, a slight breeze in the air, low humidity. And some jerk will say, "no way, its lousy!" Someone will wear all orange on "Wear Green Day." During quiet study time, someone will jump up on their desk and scream, "hey teacher! teacher! look at me. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
That damaged soul is a Cowboys fan. A poisoned, screwed up, attention-starved, pathological, contrarian, ignorant, front-running, shiny object following, weak-minded, disloyal, shifty, cowardly, underhanded, lazy, obnoxious, uncouth, uneducated, illiterate, slovenly Dallas Cowboys fan. You may pity the Dallas Cowboys fan, but you need not tolerate, accept, or respect the Dallas Cowboys fan.
This knowledge is yours for the journey. Love,
Dad
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Well, What Do We Have Here? Redskins 22, Cardinals 21
A team that was firing on all cylinders offensively, then started turning the ball over and having kicks blocked, then recovered and took the lead, then blew it by letting the opponent's best player get wide open for a long bomb touchdown, then rallying for two scoring drives late in the 4th quarter to win by one point.
Everyone's saying we would have lost this game last year. I'm not so sure about that. Some people and things get used to dysfunction and drama, and need it, like Ricky Bobby's dad in that Will Ferrell movie who couldn't resist starting a fight in an Appleby's once everything seemed to fall into place. The dysfunctional Redskins won some of these crazy games because they had become used to craziness, and then would get blown out 80-13 the next week.
But when they won those crazy games, it took crazy stuff to get points, like when DeAngelo Hall stripped Tashard Choice and scored on the last play of the first half in Week 1 last year; or the offense would score on the first drive and then shut it down, and then count on long punt returns, interceptions, and field goals to squeak by.
This year's offense, at least with regard to first downs and yardage, plays 4 quarters, and they get first downs with young running backs, long throws downfield, and conversions on third and long.
Historically, when the Redskins have taken the opening kickoff, moved it down to the red zone methodically, and then thrown a terrible noodle armed indecisive pick at the goal line blowing a chance at easy points, its a psychological burden that lingers. Everyone is thinking we should have more points now, if only.... Like Seinfeld said, its a big matzoh ball hanging out there.
It was 10-7 at the half following another Sleepy Davis touchdown, but everyone was still thinking about those other points that got away.
With the score 14-13, Kolb rolled to his right, planted, and released deep a split second before he got crushed from behind. And there he was, Larry Fitzgerald, only the absolute best player in the stadium that no one should ever lose track of, wide open and running into the end zone.
But Rex came right back. We all agreed Rex was not going to be afraid. He's not the type of person who worries about his hand after he's burned it on the stove.
On 4th and 3, he decided not to throw to the wide open guy in the flat, and opted to go for it all. Moss scored, and they eventually went on to win after Bryon Westbrook caused a fumble on the Cardinals' last drive.
So we're 2-0, which is awesome, but despite all the buzz, the Cardinals game doesn't feel like we've really turned the page. Its going to take a decisive victory against Dallas for that to happen.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Welcome to the Party Pal: Redskins 28, Giants 14
Last December, when Shanahan permanently benched McNabb and replaced him with Rex Grossman, to "see what we had there," we all thought, "holy shit, how bad is our team? And how bleak is the future? Oh, despair!"
Last April, when Shanahan decided not to draft a rookie quarterback when we could have had Blaine Gabbert, we all thought, "Rex Grossman is going to be our starting quarteback?" No, other people said, "John Beck is going to be our quarterback." All the people thought, "Gee whiz, I don't care if the lockout never ends."
But last Sunday, when Rex Grossman threw his second touchdown pass of the game to go up 28-14 against the g-damn Giants on opening day, we all said "yeaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" and woke up the baby.
The newest member of Redskins Club. As Bruce Willis told the LAPD after throwing a German dude out a window, "Welcome to the party, pal!" Like it or not, you're a Redskins fan, kid. Its a tough road to walk, but there's a great support network.
The running game showed potential with Hightower, who has a lot more speed than Portis has had the last couple of seasons. However, it was Rex's arm and chemistry with several different receivers that made the difference. Even Sleepy Davis continued to improve, making several big time catches for first downs while absorbing hits.
The fade pass to Armstrong to tie the game at 14 before the half was huge!
On defense, we looked worlds better than last year simply because we have better pieces for 3-4, and because we have guys who are hungry like Chris Neild (the second to last player drafted this year) as opposed to dudes who already ate (Haynesworth).
Rookie Ryan Kerrigan made an excellent first impression by batting down and catching Eli Manning pass in the third quarter and returning it for what turned out to be the winning touchdown.
Back to Rex Grossman. Most people still think he is way too dangerous and sloppy with the ball to feel relieved and/or excited about himbeing THE guy. Look at his record. He earned that reputation. But can he continue to be effective? Can he be a guy who makes 3-4 great downfield completions or touchdowns for every 1 mistake? Can his burden be lightened if Hightower/Torain/Helu and the stretch plays improve? Hell yes.
Monday, January 3, 2011
The End Again: Giants 17, Redskins 14
Till the next time we say goodbye
Drink to it
Till the next time we say goodbye
Till the next time that we kiss goodnight
Till the next time we say goodbye
Till the next time we say goodbye
Till the next time that we kiss goodnight
I'll be thinking of you
I'll be thinking of you--The Rolling Stones
So its over again. The joyful routines of autumn are now over and done with. The season had some great high points:
Hall's strip and touchdown return in week 1
McNabb's touchdown pass to Cooley against the Eagles
Landry's overtime interception against Green Bay
Hall's interceptions at Chicago
Gano's winning field goal in Tennessee
But the low points were awfully low, like Andre Johnson snatching a touchdown catch over Reed Doughty on 4th down
Detroit's sack of Grossman after "the benching"; Vick to Jackson on first down and the subsequent massacre; Riley's block in the back against the Vikings
Freezing in the rain against Tampa
Getting trucked by the Giants, again.
The Redskins finished the season losing a sloppy game they could have won but for Grossman's two fumbles and interception, and Moss's fumble in the red zone.
But then, he started to look really sharp, especially after I made fun of him. He started rifling 15 yard darts to Cooley, Davis, and Moss, picking up first downs. And he threw a 1 yard TD pass to Davis to cap it, making the score 10-7 at the half.
Down 17-7, Grossman provided one last thrill for the year when he threw a perfect post pattern deep ball to Anthony Armstrong who got behind the safeties and ran right into the end zone. Finally. Most of his long catches this year seemed to end at the 10 yard line and were followed by subsequent field goal attempts.
Now what?
-Go, Pack, Go
-McNabb is probably out of here. I think they will try to trade him, and if they can't find a reasonable deal, they will hold on to him until late in the summer, and then cut him. Everyone will scream bloody murder, but contracts have consequences
-Grossman is a free agent, but I think he'll sign a sweetheart deal to stay in Washington. He knows he'd get to play here for a little while, and he has a chance to be decent with Kyle Shanahan's offense.
-10th pick in the draft--they might be able to get a decent QB. If not, I think they should draft a lineman, but they could use help pretty much everywhere
-Moss and Portis? I think the Portis era is over but that Moss should be brought back. He is a very solid slot receiver and had a pretty good year statistically. He just can't be the deep threat anymore. Torain looks very promising, but he needs a competent complement too.
-On defense, they need to find a big time nose tackle and much needed improvement pretty much across the board. Big props to London Fletcher, though. Dude is a 35 year old tackling machine who never lets up.
Here is an interesting analysis from some military statistics guy at the Washington Post:
*When Clinton Portis was injured, I predicted the Redskins' offense would likely not miss the overrated running back. His replacement, Ryan Torain, performed admirably, averaging 4.5 YPC with 6 TDs in 10 games.
*Safety LaRon Landry led the league in tackles by midseason, and we saw how that highlighted problems elsewhere in the team's defense. The defensive line was particularly silent in 2010.
*Against the Bears, DeAngelo Hall had the game of his life, accounting for 0.99 Win Probability Added (WPA)--figuratively and literally winning nearly an entire game single-handedly.
*When Rex Grossman replaced McNabb for the final 2 minutes of the Detroit game, it was an enormous mistake, no matter what reason was given. McNabb was an excellent quarterback in the clutch in Philadelphia, and Grossman was a disaster in Chicago.
*By mid-season, Chris Cooley emerged as the MVP of the offense, but it was also abundantly clear how bad the offensive line had become.
*Landry and Hall made big plays in 2010, but that highlighted problems with the rest of the defense. London Fletcher had another excellent season under the radar.
*By the end of November, McNabb was throwing for 4.9 Adjusted Yards Per Attempt, just below his career average of 5.2. Three weeks later, he likely took his last snap for the Redskins.
*Returner Brandon Banks was one of the bright spots this season. By the beginning of December, Banks had generated 16 points worth of net score advantage.