Dallas Week

The final preseason game was pretty much a waste of fuel with the Skins flying way out to Arizona. I watched at the beach but watching starting QB's John Beck and Richard Bartel was not all that memorable. Willie Parker finally got to a chance to play but it was too little, too late, and he got released. I predicted that either he or Portis would get cut way back in April, and Portis looks like a new man.

This Sunday night Dallas comes to town, overrated like always, but still pretty strong, what with Romo, Witten, Barber, Jones, Austin, and DeMarcus. Their O-line is still huge even without Flozell Adams.

But its a new day and a new team and a new coach in Washington. McNabb is a professional QB who gets touchdowns and not field goals once he gets into the Red Zone. Shanahan will have the team prepared and will know how to manage critical game situations. Yeah, the brand new 3-4 defense could give some big running plays, but McNabb and Shanahan will give us a chance to win.

Dallas Week is also the week where DC's wretched, sewer dwelling, scum sucking Dallas Cowboys fans emerge from their muddy cocoons to place flags on their SUVs, throw on Romo jerseys, and strut around like ignorant peacocks.

There are several reasons for this shameful phenomenon, and trying to examine why non-Texas dwellers are fans adopted the Cowboys as their team is like trying to examine why anyone would be a fan of the Black Eyed Peas. The only thing that can be done is to beat these bastards on Sunday night, and send their rat followers back down into their holes.

Go Skins, Beat Dallas.